avant-garde

O! tonight I’ll make my plans, don’t worry about that!
HA! Ya, I’ll make them, sure, when they’re asleep — OHO!!
Wouldn’t they LOVVVE to STOP ME!!  [What’s that??!]  Mm,
just the ooze monkey I trapped in the refrigerator last
time…HA! had me almost a little skittish of my own tail
– lousy stinking vermin from Andromeda; I have time for
that sh*t?  HA! Ya but soon, I can tell you, my little
friends - INSANE FOOLS! — no no — not you — the “So
Called” ~Others~ : oh my…aren’t we all so Malt Liquor
over there on Harvard Circle: no beer nuts over that way
I’m — Oh, soytenly! I’d love one Dr. Krackower…than/
!/–> Doctor Kra: How does he do that, here one minute
gone in a VANISHMENT!! Well, they earn their keep I will
say that, they do earn their keep, they have put in their
dues to their keepers that’s something “they” have never
done FOOLTH & BATHTARDTH!! Let’s all put on our pretty
ballerina tutus and drink Malt LICK-ORRRR!! We’re just
so encore worthy if we live inna stucco dive ’stead of
aluminum siding…YOU PEOPLE DON’T THINK I KNOW HOW MANY
MICROPHONES YOU HAD PUT IN THAT SIDING — HUH — YOU!!
– I’ll stucko you: like the ol’ stucko, eh? — I got some
for ya: come on -O-HA!! YAAAAA!! come over on to my lot –
cross the line of Demascus or whoever — see how far you
get with that PLAN of aTAC!! Poobrain Crapheads! Call The
Police alla time — every _______ time dontcha (thankyou
Doc, yes I am looking much beter, nice to have you noti/
!/-> there he goes again…hm…like to learn that one :
Hey! shut up in that fridge, you spacimian…I’ll let you
out when I’m good and…) O and YA! they’d love that –
the Atmosphere Penetration Ooze Police — (you actually
think I’d fall for that — microphones inna fridge BLAST
THEM! — instructions to the O-Monkeys -Aggh!!!- what if
they can get out — why you think they call em mon-KEYS,
mon-KEYS) ha-HAAAAAAAAA!!  So that’s Plan 9 from Outer
Space is it?  [starts pouring gasoline over refridgerator]
– you HEAR that TINKLING sound you baboon ASSASSINS!!
ASSASSINS!! ASSASSINS!! — that’s not rented beer your
hearing, BABY!! — O~! I’ve GOT matches -/- why should I
show you? -/- I’m tellin’ YAAZZ I got matches -/- I DON’T
drop to my KNEES to show any invasion force flop squad no
STINKIN’ matches — IZZ you I’d turn down the temp control
in your ~~fine stucco avacado~~ stuck up house you ______!!
But I have to make my plans first — ya ya — ya — that’s
it — first good yeah…OK here’s the pencil — now…O –
HA!  ______ GREAT, this is GOING to SHOW THEM ALL!! — mmm
hmmm… and…. [covering secret plan with one arm, looks
around slit-eyed] “‘Art Bell is bullsh*t’, ha? –So NOT!!
– Best teacher -I- ever had; this IS my lucky day
Art, sir, you said a mouthful with that one, my big High
Commander Bell!!” 

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